{"id":84,"date":"2014-12-30T21:03:12","date_gmt":"2014-12-31T02:03:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/?p=84"},"modified":"2014-12-30T21:03:12","modified_gmt":"2014-12-31T02:03:12","slug":"five-alarm-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"Five Alarm Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I never did chronicle the joys of Thanksgiving a few weeks ago. Now Christmas has come and gone and I have to play catch-up.<\/p>\n<p>As usual, Uncle Golden was late because he had misplaced his teeth and we all know that he&#8217;s less fun around a table full of food if he&#8217;s just looking. When he finally did show up, he also brought the turkey deep fryer because he said he got it on sale at &#8220;Astors Hardware&#8221;&#8230; a place I&#8217;d never even heard of.<\/p>\n<p>Well the dogs were barking and got locked up so they wouldn&#8217;t get burned and when the turkey appeared, so did the fryer and the ignition source.<\/p>\n<p>The meal was a little overcooked and we had to just bury the mess&#8230;.\u00a0but the cornbread was good. None of us made eye contact until the Lawrence Welk VHS tapes were brought out. That and the Fireball Whiskey.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_86\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-86\" style=\"width: 224px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/iphoneLori-1031.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-86 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/iphoneLori-1031-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"iphoneLori 1031\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/iphoneLori-1031-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/iphoneLori-1031-765x1024.jpg 765w, https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/iphoneLori-1031.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-86\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Nothing says Thanksgiving quite like a fire extinguisher and a shovel<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/iphoneLori-1034.jpg\">\u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I never did chronicle the joys of Thanksgiving a few weeks ago. Now Christmas has come and gone and I have to play catch-up. As usual, Uncle Golden was late because he had misplaced his teeth and we all know that he&#8217;s less fun around a table full of food if he&#8217;s just looking. When [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":92,"href":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/92"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/american-tractor.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}